Hey man, I don’t know your name but I got into your car last night in the McDonalds drive through while highly intoxicated. I called you Doug and began talking to you like I knew you, it was an honest mistake. See the reason was that my friend, who was driving me, told me his brother was behind us in line. What he failed to mention was that his brother was several cars back. Anyway thanks for being chill and not punching me in the face.
P.S Lock your doors next time. What if I was a rapist?